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Damn. …My pants stabbed me in the foot, nine inches deep. I have a 14% chance of survival. No part of that makes sense.
I got stabbed in the nose with my water bottle and I have a 77% chance of survival. …..last time I checked water bottles...
I was stabbed by a pair of jeans in the eye. They went 7 inches deep. And my chance of survival is 74 percent
a small duffel bag, 6 inches deep (because physics), and i have an 87% chance of survival.
a 32 oz styrofoam cup from circle k, in the gut, 2 inches deep (da fuck? how’s that possible? it must have been dipped...
I was stabbed 1 inch deep in earlobe with a Prussian Blue oil pastel. I only have a 22% chance of survival.
stabbed with paper7 inchest deepin the ear lobe08% chance for survival…well…..i am phuked O_o
I’ve just been stabbed with a pencil, 5 inches deep, in my leg, with a 02% chance of survival. It was really nice barely...
A pen, 6 inches deep in my face with 66% chance of surviving.
A pen,12 inches deep into my stomach, 16% chance of survival. w00t
Stabbed by my blue computer mouse, 4 inches deep in my throat with 25% chance of survival.
I was stabbed with my math notebook - one inch deep on my finger with a 95% chance of survival
My gameboy is 11 inches in my foot??? I have a 76% chance of survival.
a pen, 12 inches deep in my ear, 08% chance. I’m quite fucked indeed
The box of my knife o_o…7 inches deep…In my head…72% chance of survival…This is creepy after the nightmare I just had…
Stabbed with a comforter, 9 inches deep in my butt (god fucking damnit), with 19% chance of survival.
Stabbed in the lips with the book The Fault In Our Stars, 2 inches deep, and a 08% survival rate.
Stabbed with a stress ball (how???) nine inches deep in my boob (HOW???) with a 92% survival chance.
Stabbed with my Ocarina 1 inch deep in my left boob with a 90% survival rate.
Stabbed with a cup in my leg with 85% chance of survival
My phone, 7 inches deep, my head, 95% survival rate
My jacket 5 inches deep on my upper lip, 87% chance survival
Captain America tshirt, 2 inches deep, in the cheek, 90% survival
Scarf, 10 inches deep into my leg Wow