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I have been stabbed in the gut, 8 inches deep, I have a 73% chance of survival.
I have been stabbed with a iridescent throwing knife, 6 inches into my eye. I have a 13% chance of survival. Fuck.
Stabbed 7 inches in my face by a blueberry… Survival rate is 94%. Seems legit…
A toothbrush 1 inch in my tung. 99% survival chance … o.Ô wtf??
A muller rice, 6” deep, in my boob (dont judge my life) with a 30% chance of surviva
Uuuuh…A towel, 2 inch deep, in the back of my leg.. 2% chance I’ll survive..Looks like I’m a very weak being…
Lip balm 8” into my nose with a 77% survival rate… ‘Aight
a shirt, 8 inches deep in my tongue with a 75% survival rate ok
pencil 2 inches deep in my lip, 5% survival rate fuck
Stabbed by my blue pullover sweater 7 inches deep on my hand with a 90% chance of survival
Pen, 1 inch, foot (so kind straight through it), and 03% surival. :’D very fucked.
((reblog from June 2012)) I have been stabbed again… this time with a M&M to my left forearm. I have a 57% of survival…....
yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
stabbed by “a brief history of england” 12 inches into my stomach, 12% chance of survival, reasonable, the book s likely...
I was stabbed by a pair of jeans in the eye. They went 7 inches deep. And my chance of survival is 74 percent
a small duffel bag, 6 inches deep (because physics), and i have an 87% chance of survival.
I was stabbed 1 inch deep in earlobe with a Prussian Blue oil pastel. I only have a 22% chance of survival.
stabbed with paper7 inchest deepin the ear lobe08% chance for survival…well…..i am phuked O_o
I’ve just been stabbed with a pencil, 5 inches deep, in my leg, with a 02% chance of survival. It was really nice barely...
A pen, 6 inches deep in my face with 66% chance of surviving.
A pen,12 inches deep into my stomach, 16% chance of survival. w00t
Stabbed by my blue computer mouse, 4 inches deep in my throat with 25% chance of survival.
I was stabbed with my math notebook - one inch deep on my finger with a 95% chance of survival